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President Bush and his security met up with a man who turned out to be Moses. So Pres. Bush goes up to Moses and speaks to him, asking "are you really Moses?" He gets no response and after asking a few times "are you really Moses?" He turns to the head of security and says "you ask him, maybe he'll talk to you."
The head of security goes up to Moses and asks "Are you really Moses?" Moses replies "yes." The head security person asks "Why didn't you answer the President when he asked the same question?"
Moses replied "The last time I talked to a "bush" I spent 40 years in the desert!"